Omegle: The best and worst thing ever made
Are you entertained by vaguely creepy conversation? Have you ever wanted to troll random people on the internet without any of the repercussions of actually trolling random people on the internet? Omegle is for you. Actually, Omegle is not for anyone. Do not use it.
The concept is pretty simple: You jab the connect button, and Omegle goes and connects you to a random “Stranger” to chat with. Both parties are anonymous (no usernames whatsoever. You’re “You”, and your chat partner is “Stranger”.)
Be warned, however, that a huge chunk of Omegle’s userbase is made up of people looking to screw with other people - “screw with” here meaning both “troll” and “make sweet internet love with”. Reddit, Digg, and various imageboards that must not be named have already laid claim to it, so expect debauchery. More often than not, the conversation goes about 3 lines deep before someone disconnects. Occasionally, however, you strike gold. It can be fun(ny) as hell; see the log after the jump as an example.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: its borign here when everybody disconnects
Stranger: no its not google
You: how do i get to google
Stranger: whata are you searching??
Stranger: u start your browser
You: looking for a picture of a cat eating a hot dog
You: i did start my browser
Stranger: the first page is google
You: no my first page is pictures of cats
Stranger: u have to start your browser
You: i did start my browser
Stranger: then on the top of the display u see a white space
Stranger: wiht something like www.dsjskfskd.com
Stranger: move your mouse there and type www.bangbros.com
Stranger: then u get google
Stranger: u have to click then on enter here
You: man, you dont know anything about the internet
You: you’re a good man, google.
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