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4 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Blogging For A Living

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

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I consider myself incredibly lucky. In a time when many of my close friends are out of work and quickly running out of money, I’m fortunate enough to have a job that allows me to work from home, work with incredible people and, most importantly, do something I really enjoy.

That said, it’s not quite what you might imagine. Now, now - this isn’t a “OH GOD I DON’T HAVE ANYWHERE TO STORE MY GOLD BRICKS” rant; I love my job, a lot. But having started off in this blogging thing writing for myself on various niche topics I was completely obsessed with (as opposed to writing for a blog network about bigger topics I’m completely obsessed with), it really is a whole different ball game.

With that, I present - 4 things you probably didn’t know about blogging for a living:

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Screw you, Charter.

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

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(Note: That may or may not be my actual address)

Look at that envelope up there. “Important information enclosed,” it reads.

What do you think is inside? Billing information? Alerts that my account has somehow been compromised? Anything whatsoever that one might consider important information?

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The 5 best things from today that you didn’t see

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

Oh, jeez. 9 minutes left in today, and I’ve nearly forgotten to post. I promised one post per day this week. I had today’s post all planned out, too!

Oh well. We’ll make do. Time to wing it. With that, I present: The 5 Best Things From Today That You Didn’t See.

  1. Brown Bag++: For when a plain brown surface just isnt enough.
  2. Centrifugal Force for the win. As in it always wins.
  3. Worst software bugs in history: Most of the time, software bugs result in a few hours of lost productivity. Other times, software bugs result in AT&Ts networking crashing under the weight of servers alerting neighboring servers to the fact that they’ve recovered from a crash. Think dominoes, but absolutely absurd.
  4. Obama is literally Hitler: Troll blogs + Misuse of Literal = Fantastic.
  5. Augmented Reality T-shirt: For all those times when you’ve got this t-shirt, a webcam, the proper software, and people who care. It’s more common than you’d think. Not really.

How to lose a potential customer instantly

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

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Want to lose a customer instantly? Make assumptions. Assume I think your questionably offensive content is funny. Assume I have any idea what you’re talking about. Assume I’m willing to set my delivery man’s person’s (damn assumptions) tip before the order is even placed.

If that last one seems a bit specific, it’s because it is. It’s plum-picked straight out of real life experience, and is what triggered this post.
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Omegle: The best and worst thing ever made

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

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Are you entertained by vaguely creepy conversation? Have you ever wanted to troll random people on the internet without any of the repercussions of actually trolling random people on the internet? Omegle is for you. Actually, Omegle is not for anyone. Do not use it.

The concept is pretty simple: You jab the connect button, and Omegle goes and connects you to a random “Stranger” to chat with. Both parties are anonymous (no usernames whatsoever. You’re “You”, and your chat partner is “Stranger”.)

Be warned, however, that a huge chunk of Omegle’s userbase is made up of people looking to screw with other people - “screw with” here meaning both “troll” and “make sweet internet love with”. Reddit, Digg, and various imageboards that must not be named have already laid claim to it, so expect debauchery. More often than not, the conversation goes about 3 lines deep before someone disconnects. Occasionally, however, you strike gold. It can be fun(ny) as hell; see the log after the jump as an example.

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Hey, neat. I’m on the moving picture box.

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Right after Apple’s event on Tuesday, I met up with Len Ramirez of CBS5 for a quick interview on the rapid increase in the consumption of news via mobile handsets.

I was running off of 3 hours of sleep and had yet to eat (this was around 1 o’clock, by the way. Usually I’ve eaten like 5 meals and 3 snacks at this point. I hearts me some food.), so I wasn’t exactly at my sharpest. Lack of coherence aside, I still had a great time. Huge thanks to Len Ramirez for lettin’ me (and MobileCrunch!) get some mug time on the evening news. My spot begins at around 1:15 in the clip to the right.

How much longer will we carry laptops?

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

(Note: If all goes as planned, I’ll be able to start using this blog on a more regular basis beginning this week. This post is a test run to end that awkward silence that always follows the first post.)

Earlier this evening, I was talking to an old friend for the first time in a long while. As these spark-of-the-moment, long-time-no-talk conversations always seem to go, we quickly began talking about the stuff we know: he brought up school, I brought up mobile. We’d probably have talked about the weather, if we lived nearer to each other. Don’t get me wrong - we’re great pals; we just don’t get the opportunity to chat as much as we’d used to. The following is a snippet of our conversation (sans their name - I’ve gone ahead and removed all identifying bits as this person is a fairly well known developer in the Apple community, and I’d rather not start a habit of tying personal conversations to people’s names in a Googleable space.) It went down over IM, so ignore the lack of capitalization and properly flesh out thoughts.

Friend: i’m not really interested in phone stuff to be honest
Me: you should be. its the future of everything ever.
Friend: I don’t like phones
Me: i hate the phone. but i like phones *
Friend: I like mobile computers, but my laptop is near me enough of the time that I’m not super-caring.
Me: yeah - but the idea of the laptop is kind of silly, at a certain point.
Friend: what do you mean?

The conversation went on, but I feel that this is the point where it could be all the more interesting if it were opened up to others.

See, here’s the way I look at it:

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